Travis: oh. What’s it like having someone to love you? Or at least when they should have...

Bob: Well I have a girlfriend named Jackie and some lady was a schemale and she wanted her so I slapped the lady and walked away with my girl...

Travis: *goes up to him* why?

Bob: sorry I meant to say funny...I’m just really mad at this moment...

Travis: but I didn’t say you looked wired.