story time

so i have a best friend who's a guy, right? And I'm like, dead ass tired of people saying we're cute together (even though we are) and so this freaking new girl comes up and is like: "omg y'all are so cute!"
and i turn around and say: "you and the ground are cute. Stop fucking playing with me." And so she gets all territorial over her bf (the ground) and says: "stfu because at least I have a boyfriend,"
so then I'm like, "who said I don't?" And the entire time my friend is standing there just saying my name and then the girl says
"Kiss him then."
sheissuchabeotchomg. anyway, I look over at my friend and shake my head and flip her off and she just stands there as I walk away. Like, I'm kind of pissed off rn...?
Idk why I posted this

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Oof ó-ò

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