To late I shoved it up your ass

Good morning... Toaster died? No worries, all u gotta do is call your insurance company to clean the remains of the burnt inner toast, and clean up the spill of blood (jam). They will then take the corpse (the toaster) to a morgue which they will have it tested for a few days, then bury it!

I took him out back behind that pretty white barn and shot him, just for laughs

Stfu ari I'll kill you just like brad

I can't handle it.. I'm gonna call the cops