*Cough Cough C̶o̸u̷g̷h̵ C̶̠̰̐ó̸̯u̷͕͌g̴̱͂ḩ̶̹͋… C̶̡̛̣̈́̚o̶͙͘ü̸̦͎̖͍̻ģ̵͉̤̆h*
Ö̷͔͉́́h̷̩͝ ̸̨̟̪̰͌g̶̩͚̞̽̿̚̚o̶̠̞͗̒͠d̷̦̾͝͠ ̵̝̠̜͋͒i̶̠͊̆̓͠s̸̙̆ ̵̟̤̟̀̐ͅt̷͉̔̈́̋h̴͚̙̖̅̈́̍̊ä̷̮́̄̑͊t̵͕͕̯̝̊̕ ̵͖̇͆̾m̴̳̙̠̃̈́ỵ̵͘͝ ̴̱͙̑l̸͚̗̾͊ṳ̷̑n̴͔͐̄g̵̟͎͍̈́̄̀̓
*̵̗̖̈́C̶͖͛̿̊͗o̶̝̾̈u̸̙̪̯̿́̈́͘g̵̨͙̠͛̏͜ḩ̵̛͎̦̂*̴̨̓

S̶o̶ ̸w̴o̵r̵t̴h̶ ̵i̸t̴…̸

You’re going to choke though

I vote for option D personally

The world would simply collapse if you did that option. Better choose E for now. Just to be safe

Option H would result in the end of the world, as the triangle rat will only accept the legendary cheddar cheese roll of 87.