NO IM SHORTED AND DONT ARGUE WITH ME OR I WILL BUY YOU A NETFLIX ACCOUNT

*waddles off in the distance and screams* MY CHILDREN ARE TALLER THAN ME

Liam: ok dad- WHEEZE // our children are weird, and I don’t regret any second witnessing that.

*kisses you again* Rrr~..

Liam: Mommy, sister, and DADDDY-// ehehehe ;w; <3

*bites your lip* I am the spiker..

*grabs Liam and cuddles ALL of you* I feel trust, love, friendship, family, happiness, and so much other things..

*kisses you* Hehe.. you look so cute..

*yanks magic in my arms and cuddles you both* you are my world.. UwU

*pins your hands down* Hehehe..

*tackles you and smirks evilly*

PRECIOUS CHILD THAT I LOVEEE

I want magic to come too ;o;

HahahahHAHAHAHAHA! *throws spikers*

PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS.

Eeee..

Spiders with spikes.. spikers..

*sits in my corner of shame and watches*

Damn..

I’m lowkey 1 and 2