Pusheen me: my job is dun!

Pusheen me: *throws them in a room and locks them there* NUW TALK!! pwivate

Pusheen me: *pushes them into eachother* KISS!!

Pusheen me: GOOD DOLLIE! KISS (≧▽≦)

Pusheen me: *grabs yeti and throws her into dragon fruit* NUW KISS! KISS

Pusheen me: *ultra kawaii face* pls?

Pusheen me: If u pik Flora, u shall live happily irl, but if u pick lightning, u shull live happily here!

Pusheen me: TELL MEH

Pusheen me: whu u pick? lightning or flora?

Pusheen me: I will ish be gwad:3 wut meme?

Pusheen me: Wut meme u wunt tu du?

*Throws spaghetti cans*

Pusheen me: OOOOOOOOOOOO r u gonna cheat?

Pusheen me: *jumps on them with a scar* NU I HAZ SUFFA MUR DEN ALL

Pusheen me: :0 knife?! WE CAN OPEN SPAGHETTI CANS! :D ~nya

Pusheen me: *cries* why .·´¯`(>▂<)´¯`·.

Pusheen me: (₀◕＿◕₀) (ಥ_ಥ) .·(>▂<)·. WHY U DU DAT

Pusheen me: me dunt fweak out! Me: wait what?!

Pusheen me: *jumps on baby nadine* ME SHULL KNUW

Dunt usk meh huw I gut bone