*acts like I don’t speak English to confuse teacher*

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я извиняюсь учитель нет гомо

*mind: I think this is working*

я извиняюсь учитель нет гомо

*points to Russian cap*

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*throws 4 more*

*throws a marker at the teacher*

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*takes a marker and writes this is a distraction on his head and sits down*

*goes up to teacher*

*makes distraction*

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*opens door to class*

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*makes tarty excuse for me ender and blaze*

Stupid autocorrect tarty

*goes to PE and makes a ratty excuse for ender me and blaze