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I dare you to umm push some homeless person onto ramen and make them kiss... no regrets
*draws a middle finger on side walk of house* takes off sun glasses to reveal more another pair of sunglasses
This is a bird tweet tweet *shakes around hand then flips off again* caught it oh I caught it
(((Btw this story is fake but the one that I just published is real)))
Story time how I lost my eye so I was young like young young and I used to live in a bad unsafe neighborhood you were destined to be shot on site so I was playing in the yard and some kid shot me in the eye with a BB gun he was really close btw and so yea
What wrong did the missile toe just get diegested I think so *walks out of room flipping everyone off*
Story time ((btw some of the desc might be cut of because it’s to long but anyway....))
Recorded that whole thing))
Story time ((btw some of the desc might be cut of because it’s to long but anyway....))
Next part suddenly two girls in a golf kart pulled up and tried to push me in the water I caught my balance and got up then chased the golf kart I failed because a golf kart battery powered against me while I almost fell in a lake nahh (((btw they recorde
AAAAAAAHHHHH RAMEN IS GONNA PUSH RUSH TO ME UNDER A MISTLETOE
Bam problem solved
AAAAAAAHHHHH RAMEN IS GONNA PUSH RUSH TO ME UNDER A MISTLETOE
*ears missile toe*
Size comparisons of me and my friends....
I be small aswell
I don’t have a right eye folks that’s all tonight for why did I make this *jazz hands*
You are officially dead to me happy days knowing that your next :)