I dare you to umm push some homeless person onto ramen and make them kiss... no regrets

Karma indeed :)

They will enjoy waking up to that

*draws a middle finger on side walk of house* takes off sun glasses to reveal more another pair of sunglasses

Oh it’s on now I dare you to kiss ashley :) payback

*leaves room trashed with someone’s ashes*

This is a bird tweet tweet *shakes around hand then flips off again* caught it oh I caught it

*throws a vase with the ashes of someone in it* bye

(((Btw this story is fake but the one that I just published is real)))

Story time how I lost my eye so I was young like young young and I used to live in a bad unsafe neighborhood you were destined to be shot on site so I was playing in the yard and some kid shot me in the eye with a BB gun he was really close btw and so yea

Btw why am I a ship target now

What wrong did the missile toe just get diegested I think so *walks out of room flipping everyone off*

Recorded that whole thing))

Next part suddenly two girls in a golf kart pulled up and tried to push me in the water I caught my balance and got up then chased the golf kart I failed because a golf kart battery powered against me while I almost fell in a lake nahh (((btw they recorde

*eats missile toe* problem solved

Bam problem solved

*ears missile toe*

I be small aswell

I don’t have a right eye folks that’s all tonight for why did I make this *jazz hands*

You are officially dead to me happy days knowing that your next :)