oh jeez I threw up today because I got a shot in my ass so me and my dad were driving back and I threw up clear slime and MacDonald's fries

Yes

The Japanese shrimp didn't like her

oh

Tough competition

He has risen

y e s

yae and im glad your back uwu

y o u r a l i v e

don't worry she eats her own arms

My parents even wanted me to invite my guy friend over to swim an I forgot to tell them til my grandma reminded me

Same

ski mask and x

Indeed

My grandma is way to calm

Ok so it all just went out HOLY ShIt

Florida

The kiddos will read about all the stupid shit we'll do

we belong in fucking history books

indeed