Mephisto: did he cause you any trouble at all? Did he destroy a city? Did he blow up part of the moon?— Amaimon: korosensei was the one who blew up the moon.

Mephisto: sorry about my brother. He tends to do this.

Amaimon: I’m amaimon the king of earth— Mephisto: amaimon what the fuck are you doing in this universe? Amaimon: I got lost, Aniki. Sorry.

Amaimon: thanks, also I might be short but I’ll have you know, I turned 1,000 3 months ago. I’m the youngest out of the eight demon kings, you know.

Amaimon: first you have no candy and now this. You don’t know about the eight demon kings. And you call yourself a demon when you dont even know basical demonology.

Amaimon: welp your universe is the stupidest one yet

Amaimon: ..have you ever heard of Satan’s 8 sons?

Amaimon; well shit. I’m in a completely different universe. *his face is emotionsless as he finishes his lollipop* do you guys have any candy?

Amaimon: oh. Wait I must be in a different dimension because Aniki talked with father yesterday. Hm.. does your satan have blue flames?

Amaimon: oh. So you have no idea where Satan is?

Memes

Amaimon: excuse me but do you know where father is?

Yay

I clearly said ur mom looks like shrek—

No u

No u—

SHUT UP XD

I FUCKING LOVE RAVIOLI

Oh wait I forgot

Ur mom looks like ravioli—