Well actually it’s just that no living creature has adapted the ability to see what spectrum eye man’s true eye color is on, but we theorize that it is a color similar to white but honestly it’s not easy to explain since I am unable to see the wider light spectrum. The boys tried helping me understand it but it’s just to complicated.. still he’s a cool dude.

Looks like a dog… can I eat it?

*flashbacks*

Oh yea I remember this dude, morā̵̺̖̅͛̕j̸̡̘͖̫̟̇͑͂̃ḥ̷͙͍̞̈́i̶̠͓͇̾̌n̵̤̜͓͛͊͆͗͝e̵̡̻̺̖͍͗͆̑͘ḩ̵͚̥̥͐̀c̸̼̫͎͒̒͌̒h̸̰̻̮̺̑ once brought him over to one of our weekly boys nights, we had some fun terrorizing this spoiled 9 year old who really liked eating eggs, honestly it got old pretty fast so we waited for the kid to go to sleep then we played board games in his closet.

Impossible!

This legend is false, I just ate 17 stacks of paper in front of my parents and went to bed but instead of ending up in the o r p h a n a g e I just ended up in this big red fiery place with some naked red guy with a trident, so lame!

Honey, where’s my flamethrower!

You would mind if I like… ate… it…

Haha..hah… haha……

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Same

Ooo let me test this!

Awww he’s so cute, just look at that big nice smile 😁

Wow… I wonder how many asianjin bugs that guy could eat in one bite!

Man Florida really do that to you huh

Oh yea I remember those things, good times back then, and they taste great when cooked with potato’s, salt, and steak! To bad they are hard to catch, with the whole invisibility thing.

Not bad, could use some more 3D elements, still better than what I can manage lol.

Oooof one time I went fishing with the boys and one of these thing jumped up and attacked our boat, we were not happy, and that boat was a rental to! Luckily fried gorben taste better than you would imagine.

One time I got an infestation of these things, I called pest control but then they were all eaten alive, luckily it was Saturday so I went to go play monopoly with the boys and they helped me out.

Carl what did we say about brushing our teeth, come on man, you don’t want your teeth to rot do you? Then you won’t be able to rip peoples heads off, I know how much you like ripping peoples heads off, and you still haven’t given me back my toothbrush!

Man, Carl you need to brush more, I mean jeez, look at those teeth, look just this once I will let you borrow my toothbrush because jeez you really need it, anyways see you next week, we are playing monopoly in some weirdos closet!

Hi Jerry, been getting enough sleep, I see your eyes are a little bloodshot, anyways how have you been man.