Haha imagine

Mmmmm I love cat…
Especially with a side of sausage, bacon, and eggs, lightly salted, with just a pinch of paprika… Mmmmmm.

Ok so this one time me and the boys were playing truth or dare, and they dared me to pretend to be a human for a whole day, and like, we stacked on top of each other and put on this big robe and top hat, then we went to the movie theaters and watch Spider-Man No way home! We didn’t even pay for tickets we just walked right in! Then we got hungry, so we ate all the people who were watching the movie with us, good times…

Guess I gotta buy more corn…

We have no idea, it could be 10, it could be 100, it could be… 5. We have no idea!

Closer to 10 but honestly the DNA test literally have no idea, I’m a freaky little Boi!

Damn he beat me to it…

*Gives corn*
I tip my hat to you, from one corn lover to another.

Bah it’s probrably nothin

That’s… not entirely correct…

I’m not like other Dragon/Axolotl/Gorthen/Lizard/Whateverelsetheheckiams, I have, severe weight issues!

I can test this theory.

I went on a stabbing spree with a goose once, he was very swag!

I typically don’t eat nail polish but I will make an exception.

Less portion size

Bruh I’m only 100,000 years old…

I was looking to see if there were any extra food options.

I say this because I am part axolotl.

Dear god… what have I done…

I want in on this to!

C o n s u m e