I haven’t played ARK in like, 2 years

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*Falls down stairs and shatters table*

Oooowweendcbvbcbcnncvnnvnvbbfffff….

*Oh no, our table! It’s broken!*

NOT HALLELUJAH!

Hallelujah 🙏

*Sniffle*

Today we lost a great comrade, one who sadly, died of ligma…

LIGMA B-

Agreed

G r o o v i n

GASP!

I’ve only heard of such creatures in legend!

Dear god…

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What’s a whiteboard?

Well usually I just find a person, usually from the comment section of another person, and then go to their page and make a few funny comments before going back to doing whatever I do, and if they reply then I kind of just roleplay a little and give them a follow or something.

GET BACK HERE YOU ROTUND YELLOW MARSHMALLOW YOU OWE US MONEEEYYYYY!!!!

Oohhhh yeaaaaaa…

Heheheheheehehehggehehehegehdhsheisis
*starts choking*

I’m good…

*cough*

Ok where is that arrogant yellow underpaid grocery store worker, we need to put him in so much debt that the IRS start questioning their sanity!

I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!

How about…

We BOTH tax him!

I’m gonna be rich

That’s 15$

That’s another 10 bucks

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*takes a sip from my smoothies*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHhhhhhh…

So why are we yelling…

Why is everyone looking at me like that?

…

What do you mean it’s past curfew?

Noise complaints!

I DONT EVEN LIVE HERE!