So relatable, one time, I forgot the password to one of my accounts on AnimeMaker, so I went around murdering everyone, it’s so relaxing.

It literally isn’t possible for someone to have a worse sleeping position than I do.

AAAH!
*Goes into a full on sprint for the gate*

I shall

I was once a raccoon many years ago, but then I got bored of living in a trash can in the back alleyway between a 7/11 and an old antique shop.

Noice

*Chewing on electrical wires*

Mmhph!
Oh so this is your electric wire…

Oops.

YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE

This.
Is the third.
VIP only gate.
I have come across.
THIS HOUR!

I JUST WANNA GO HOME SO I CAN COOK SOME LASAGNA AND GO TO SLEEP

HES TO POWERFULL!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo………..

*tries sneaking in*

Dream summons the power of Twitter.com

🍞

Let me in!

LET ME IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNN!

Impossible!

You are about to delete:

“Child”

Are you sure?

Y/N?

I haven’t played ARK in like, 2 years

AGAGAJSCSJAHAHAHAHSVDVDGDJSHSVSV
*Falls down stairs and shatters table*

Oooowweendcbvbcbcnncvnnvnvbbfffff….

*Oh no, our table! It’s broken!*

NOT HALLELUJAH!

Hallelujah 🙏

*Sniffle*

Today we lost a great comrade, one who sadly, died of ligma…

LIGMA B-