This has happened to me before

Sadly there is no such being with enough power to save you from such a place

My deepest apologies

Aren’t we all

I’m about to get out the thesaurus

Relatable

Living

Agreed

S a d n e s s

That role belongs to me
If you are in need of a new occupation the “I’m a flawed but respectable person” chair is empty

Time to obtain FREE glow sticks!

Don’t ask me what I’m going to do with the glow sticks.

Is that fur I see

Dear god it’s a fluffy boi.

This looks neat

I forgor 💀

Once again, a cute little guy who has an acceptable quantity of eyes.

This looks cool

I’m always tired

I dunno

You have a normal quantity of eyes

Just be yourself

I don’t get any request to I have all the free time in the world

Yes

Final answer

This little guy looks cool