"You ever wonder what would happen if the mortals could hear us? I mean, I wouldn't since this is supposed to be an emotional moment, but it is a funny thought."

"I am not dense, you just conjured that fry, it is completely unrelated to my meal."

"Smart."

...

"If you even think of trying to take one of my fries I will push you into suspiciously placed earthen spikes just like the other reality's ender pearl."

<= Flips the box upside-down =>
"Is this better?"

<= Conjures a chair next to you. Not next to pearl or anyone from the RP, he conjures a chair next to YOU, he also has an chocolate milkshake =>

"I was opening a portal to the nearest fast food establishment and accidentally opened one here instead. Figured I would play some music and watch some events unfold while eating my McDonald's happy meal and drinking my milkshake."

Well here's my input

https://soundcloud.com/user-27299133/toby-fox-deltarune-40-before-the-story?in=a-random-knoose/sets/deltarune-chapter-1-2-ost

<= Jumps out of a non-existent window =>

Daaaaaaaaamn, this is great!

"I'm not a cannibal"
<= Panic said flatly =>

"If you got any cash I could open a portal to the nearest fast food establishment"

"Speaking of my stomach"

<= Panic said while breaking through the fourth wall =>

"Do you have anything to eat?"

"Whoa, where did this come from?"
<= Panic said referring to the undescribed outfit that randomly appeared around his body after Toothless destroyed the base of the earthen spike that Panic was impaled by =>

...

"On a second thought, this is pretty awkward, can you help me off of this thing?"

"No need, I can do that myself!"

<= With a flap of his wings Panic leaps onto a randomly placed earthen spike and is impaled through the stomach, just below the ribs. Because of the momentum the spike goes all the way through and you can see a sizable portion sticking out of Panic's back, there is however, one abnormality; there is absolutely no blood whatsoever, that and Panic is also in no pain and is also alive, for some reason =>

"See, pretty neat huh!"

Don't look at me like that, being impaled by suspiciously placed earthen spikes is a life changing experience.

L

Idk, your sad that she got to be impaled by a suspiciously placed earthen spike that I definitely did not conjure and I figured maybe you were jealous, In which case I could push you into a second earthen spike that I definitely did not just conjure while we were speaking. But if you don't wanna by impaled by my- I mean a randomly conjured earthen spike then Im just gonna walk away.

Darn, do you want me to push you into a suspiciously placed earthen spike as well?

Why?

Language.

Serves her right for trying to take one of my McDonald's fries.

Accurate, if you wish to draw me then that would be a lore accurate altercation, as well as a quick way for pearl to die.