There is something about the second impact frame that irks me.

But thank you

Alliteration, figurative language placing multiple words with the same beginning letter, like P-earl and P-anic

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I am going to be so real, I have not read the Pearl lore in some time, I totally thought she was from HTTYD or something.

I did not know she originated from Minecraft. Buuuuuut now that I know, I also know how to find her. Just place four end crystals around the exit portal. Should drag her right back.

I was hungy!
Besides, how was I supposed to know she would turn into an ender pearl when I go-go-gadget pixel removered her pixels. I was expecting a 1x1 brick, not a Minecraft item!

The alliteration also goes crazy. I have somehow never noticed that before.

OKAY FINE, I ADMIT IT.
It was me. I just really like the taste of pixels.

As for Pearl… my inventory was full and I didn’t wanna drop anything… 👉 👈

You don’t know that! That THING has boundless malice! Who knows what it would do to sow chaos!

But she came in contact with the thing that was! What if she was contagious!

That thing is EVIL I tell you!

… I really didn’t wanna lose my pixels 👉 👈

Hey, you were the one who booped it! It is not my fault we can literally count the number of pixels you have now!

*Innocent whistling intensifies*

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I mean yeah that too.
BUT YOU WILL ALSO LOSE ALL OF YOUR PIXELS!

*Whistles innocently while sneaking away*

Do you not see the chaos around you?! Do you not see your peers, your predecessors, falling one by one! Think, cat, think! What will happen to you if you touch that thing!

To lure you into a false sense of security and then STEAL YOUR PIXELS!

IT IS ALL A PART OF ITS EVEIL SCHEME!

No offense, but I ain’t touching that… could be contagious… don’t wanna get infected too.

*Literally sobbing*
I WARNED YOU!

I am personally a good friend to many cryptids. But this… THING, cannot be trusted. Its malice knows no bounds. It cannot be reasoned with!

I warned you