discord: i’m not even pregnant, dumb bitch

discord: umph!— *rolls over *

discord: fucking bitch (● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ⁾⁾

discord: *runs back to house, kicks netflix in the face, pins her down and repeatedly slaps her as hard as possible *

discord: *sits in tree * dammit, i want my hammer so fucking bad.

discord: *mind: exactly. *

discord: ... *mind: damn, i wish i had my ban hammer in my hand rn *

discord: ō//_//ō;

discord: ಠ_ಠ;

discord: !!!!

discord: use a vibrator before you actually gain my trust.

discord: *wowee suddenly, her boner disappeared, it wasn’t real, she whacks netflix with her hammer * bitch

discord: ...”

discord: uh, i’m over 18, ya know ... “

((hah insert boner here)) discord: ...”

discord: //////

jamie: *nosebleed * so sezzy

discord: *drops hammer in surprise * ... what the hell do you mean? //////“

discord: these are shorts, you dirty-minded bastard.

discord: *walks away* good