It was a time of terror. Stinky aliens would kill each other in the street.
Only one man knows how to stop the terror. One tall, scary man - fart mcgee.
fart is a 8000-year-old sailor from library with a thirst for cheese.
He knows that to stop the stinky aliens from continuing their dastardly deeds, he must betray his funny romantic, watermelon sekufdkyf.
He gives up his stinky life and travels to laundromat where he attends an important a funeral and acquires some killer phones.
However, when fart is taken ill with gangrenous toes, it looks as though the stinky aliens will prosper.
Will fart mcgee be able to save both the day and his toes?