Oh I love that song!

For what?

Not everyone hates you! Even if you think 99% of people hate you, then 75,000,000 people think you're amazing and strong! Don't give up!

Hey, if you think 99% of people think you're ugly, then that means that 75,000,000 people think you're pretty, and I'm one of those people.

Friend? Because I don't want you to stab yourself

Where's your newspaper?

Nah not really

Yep. I have a big sis and a lil sis

yeet-

You legit said you have two crushes, and yet you have a husband. He deserves to divorce you, I feel bad for him.

I know that. I'm talking to YOU. You cheated on your husband.

I hope she doesn't- she called me a nightmare

You cheated on Oliver

No she wouldn't- she runs a in-home daycare

Wear a playboy bunny outfit

Judging by how rude you are, now he would DEFINITELY not like you back

Nah, you called me a nightmare, so why should I?

Jameson you're being dramatic. If you really loved him, you wouldn't be trying to guilt-trip him. I ship Kiwi and the mysterious crush >:3

Who are they?

*huggies*