it felt *hic* good but now *hic* my tongue is *hic* yellow

i just made out with a pole

my boyfriend is so gonna fuck me tonight

ME TOO BECAUSE I ALREADY HAD 10 BOTTLES

No I'm drinking it all

ME

Is this supposed to be offensive to me?

I thought it was "Wham, bam, thank you ma'am"

Beautiful- absolutely breathtaking-

But Kirby is cute though.

Hug Kirby (the video game character) and say "I love ya you pink fucking ball of fluff"

Omg your art is so pretty! It's way better than mine!

There really is no way. Mine usually never reaches 336. It just depends.

How're ya doin, pal?

Oi

r/wooosh

That's because they lay eggs.

My 8 year old cousin drew a dick and said "this is what you are". My cousin is terrible.

Hai

i am an earthworm, flying through the sir. i am a barber, i will do your hair