I DARE YOU TO......eat a piece of tree bark

*doggo is to suspicious of your actions to be BE pet. He throws a blue attck at you. Doggo: wHat ever moved.....I WILL MAKE SURE IT NEVER MOVES AGAIN!!!

ᑎEᐯEᖇ ᗰIᑎᗪ

OᗰG ᑌ ᕼᗩTE ᑌᑎᗪEᖇTᗩᒪE? YOᑌ'ᖇE ᗪEᗩᗪ TO ᗰE

ᗯᕼᗩT Iᔕ TᕼᗩT?

ᗰIᗩ! ᑕOᗰE ᕼEᖇE! I ᗯᗩᑎᑎᗩ TEᒪᒪ YOᑌ ᗩ ᔕEᑕᖇET!

I ᗩᗰ ᗩ ᖴᗩKIᑎG TᗩᒪKIᑎG ᖴᒪOᗯEᖇ! YOᑌ ᖴᗩKIᑎG ᗪᖇᑌᑎK!!

ᕼᗩ ᕼᗩ ᕼᗩ!!!! Oᕼ....!!! TᕼᗩT'ᔕ ᕼIᒪᗩᖇIOᑌᔕ!! *ᕼEᗩᖇᔕ ᔕOᗰEOᑎE ᕼIᑕᑕᑌᑭIᑎG Iᑎ TᕼE ᗷᗩᑕKGᖇOᑌᑎᗪ TᕼᗩT Iᔕᑎ'T ᑭETEᖇ* ᑌᕼᕼᕼᕼᕼ......ᗯᕼO ᗯᗩᔕ TᕼᗩT? *ᕼEᗩᖇᔕ ᔕOᑌᒪ ᔕᕼᗩTTEᖇIᑎG Iᑎ ᗷᗩᑕKGᖇOᑌᑎᗪ*

ᑌᗰᗰᗰ.....ᗯᕼᗩT GEᑎᗪEᖇ? ᗩᑎᗪ ᗩᑎY ᔕIᗷᒪIᑎGᔕ?

ᒍᑌᔕT ᗩᑎᔕᗯEᖇ TᕼE ᑫᑌEᔕTIOᑎ

ᔕIGᕼ* Iᖴ YOᑌ ᗪIE, ᑎIT ᗰY ᖴᗩᑌᒪT!

....OK....ᑌᕼ ᑕᗩᑎ YOᑌ GᑌYᔕ ᗪᖇᗩᗯ TᕼE ᑭEOᑭᒪE YOᑌ ᔕᗩIᗪ? ᗷEᔕIᗪEᔕ ᗰIᗩ I KᑎOᗯ ᗯᕼO ᑭETEᖇ Iᔕ

TᕼᗩᑎK YOᑌ! TᕼEᔕE ᑭEOᑭᒪE ᗯIᒪᒪ ᗷE ᑌᔕEᗪ ᖴOᖇ ᗰY ᗷOᖇEᗪOᗰ!

ᗩᒪᔕO ᒪIᔕT TᕼEᖇE ᑭEᖇᔕOᑎᗩᒪITY

ᗩᑎᔕᗯEᖇ TᕼE ᑫᑌEᔕTIOᑎ!

...

ᑎO......IT ᑕᗩᑎT ᗷE ᕼIᗰ....

ᑎO

ITᔕ ᑕᕼIᒪᒪEᗪ TO TᕼE ᗷOᑎE!!! ᗩYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!! ᗷOᖇEᗪOᗰ.3.