*Chiffon winks at Oasis*

Sir fluff:>:C

Chiffon:I want your sushi.

*Chiffon orders the roasted cat and Sir Fluff Orders the Roasted Axolotl*

Sir Fluff:Ik but she’s just a bitch.

*Chiffon stabs Sir Fluffs neck*

Sir Fluff:Chiffon why don’t you sit on my knee instead of Oasis? ;)

Sir Fluff:Fluffi tell your robot bitch to not kill me again.

*Chiffon whispers in Oasis ear* when we get home we’re going straight to the bed ;)))))

*Sir Fluffs neck snaps*

Sir Fluff:Yeah Calm down robo bitch.

Beers*

Sir Fluff*Chugs one of his bears and almost passes out*

*chiffon offers part of chicken to Oasis*

Sir fluff:Calm the f̶u̶c̶k̶ down people are staring.

*Chiffon slowly eats the chicken while staring at chica*

*Chiffon hugs Oasis*Sir Fluff:oh.

Sir Fluff:how can u drink water when ur an animatronic?!?

Chiffon:I’ll take the chicken.

Sir Fluff:of course you’d take vegan...