Dirt Cake: Mare dont think you slick now I know the real story.

Atsuki: *Puts Cookies and Cream around her neck.* You are now my scarff

Dirt Cake: Your telling me you lied.

Atsuki: *Stands Up* I ate to much love.//Dirt Cake: What.

Atsuki: You can talk?//Dirt Cake: *Answers the door.*

Atsuki: *Turns on My Cat From Hell.* I've always wanted a cat you know

Atsuki: *Sits on the couch and eats love.* Wanna watch TV with me? Im gonna name you Cookies and Cream because your Black and White like a Badger :>

Dirt Cake: *Hangs up.* I'm gonna go cry.

Dirt Cake: You should of told me but I'm going to do it now. I'm breaking up with you and I'm telling ScrewBall.//Atsuki: *Pets* :D

Dirt Cake: *Calls Emu.*

Atsuki: *Spits it out.* I'll take good care of you. *Gives him some homemade cat food.*

Atsuki: Really? *Gives him pieces of catnip.* :>

Dirt Cake: The alley

Atsuki: OMG he's so cute where did you get him? *Pets*

Dirt Cake: Welcome to my humble home. You'll have company since Atsuki and toys. *Runs to the pet store and buys cat toys.*

Dirt Cake: Sorry I dropped the box. *Holds Badger* I'll just carry you.

:>

Dirt Cake: *throws the box off the grand canyon.*

Dirt Cake: *Walks to California.*

((Back sorry)) Dirt Cake: *Shuts the box.* Ahahahahshs jfidushde