A girlfriend

Which friend

Who

Zip: go on, kill him. It'll be fuuuunnn~

Richard: you're so cute I could just eat you- which is ironic because I've tried to eat you before

Teal: bean

Teal: omg

Zip: well you don't like him, why not get rid of him??

Zip: c'mon, look at him. You'd be doing the gods a favor.

Zip: who cares?

Richard: *nibbles on his nose* nom

Teal: nooo, I Respect you. I won't make fun your inability to spell correctly!

Zip: why don't you kill them so you won't have to look at them anymore? If anyone tries to stop you just kill them too

Zip: what's wrong, daddy??

Teal: why not?

Richard:*bear hugs him and smooches his face* ;-; I must protect and give kisses

Teal: hello child. //Zip: yaaay!

Teal: =_= //Zip: will you be my new daddy??

Yes

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