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Richard:*crawls out from under the couch and runs to Pistol* qwq

Kiss a turtle ;0 ?

Richard: I-I don't know! J-Just shut up!!

Richard:*runs under the couch* ;-;

H a r d

I'm fucking insane

I checked and checked. There was nothing.

There wasn't anything there when i got done.

Richard:*whines and plops on the floor*

Richard: you're never ACTUALLY being mean it just hurts my feelings, okay!??

Richard: shhh..... you're okay, darling.. daddy won't hurt you~

Richard: you're mean to me most of the time.

Richard:*growls and jumps on him, pining him to the ground*

Richard: c'mon, I won't hurt Cha. I'm harmless!

Richard:*rubs his head all over her and purrs*

Richard: yay.

Richard: nothing?? But you seem so sad... Why don't you come get a hug? They always make me feel better. *gets down on knees, opens arms*

Richard:*Jumps on her and licks her* CHILD! :DDDD

Richard: are you going to do something mean to me again...?