I'm gonna find those bitchy ass sluts and rip their guts out, stab them millions of times, and decapitate them

Stick man: I want to commit die

MUCH BEAUTY 👏👌

Kill my stick man figure

*chokes on money*

-tionaries

Only the best food ever! It gives you a lot of energy, so you can waste your time yelling "REEEEEEEEE"

W h y

Annzankzbskss

My tail that we all thought was a really long D I C K

I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE WHAT THAT LOOKED LIKE OML KAMDNSNDNSNDNANBSHSHDBSBSBS it actually is a tail..

Shhxsjhdhdhdhshdhhdhdhhshs no

BecausemybrotherusedtolikethatshowandIhadtheonlyworkingTVinmyroom

*whispers* is it my microwave?

Nah, you did nothing wrong sndnsnxnsnhdhasn

Can I have two million shxbjsnxnsdhbx's, please?

Hey, welcome to death

For some reason, the show Adventure Time scares me. Probably because I was forced to watch it every damn day until I turned 10. I'm 11 now.

*feels ded inside*

Yes