I used to have the ability to purr in real life. I'm a c a t uwu

hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there im going to have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh? do yuo want that? do wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if you keep this up well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with u my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy...

*kisses back* ♥♥♥

Aww you're so adorable 🌟w🌟

Pick me up above your head and yell "this idiot belongs to me!" uwu

u//w//u

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*purrs*

Awwww *pulls the hood over your head* uwu *hugs*

Adorable uwu

Wear a dog onsie uwu

I was just saying the truth, love ❤
And thanks, pup uwu

Hello, love ❤

Hey there, kiddo uwu

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I said "friend uwu"

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