XDDD)) Eddie: *mumbles* I shoved a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass.... -w- *still drunk*

OMFG BABE IM WATCHING a try not to laugh and one said, "I shoved a lot of jelly beans up my ass" :'D ....I'm dead. I'm sorry I bet it isn't funny to you but it is for me)) Eddie: *mumbles in sleep* ... -//-

Lol true)) Eddie: *finally falls asleep* cuddling Richie* -//- .....

Lol yeah :'3)) Eddie: *burys face in Richie's chest* muffled talking* -H- *cuddles*

Eddie: *groans* ((that sounded wrong ._.)) noooo..... -H- I wanna sleeeeep..... *cuddles Richie*

Eddie: *rolls over* sleeping* -0- ....

XDDDD lol)) Eddie: .....

I would be face down in a lake, floating :'> ....)) Eddie: YESSSSS!!!!!!!! OWO *faceplants onto the ground and passes out* .... // Bev: *was recording everything* Aaaaaand I'm gonna be famous :> *runs away with video*

Eddie: I lIkE dUdEs. Owo Am I cOoL oR dOpE.? I aM dRuNk HeHeHeHe!!! OvO

Eh)) Eddie: @-@ ....If My BaLlZ wErE aNy SmAlLeR tHeY wOuLd Be GoNe. :3 ((X'DD I'm sorry I am watching this weird musical animatics and one of the dudes said that so...yeah, I'm sorry lol

Yes uwu adorable)) Eddie: aWwWwWwWw I wAnT mOrE rEd FoOd CoLoRiNg!!! O-o *picks up a leaf and tries to stab self but it's not working cause....leaf .w.*

Yep lol)) xD)) Eddie: ShUt Up I cAn HaNdLe MySeLf BaBe.... Owo... *picks up a sharp stick off the ground and stabs my face* ReD fOoD cOlOrInG iS cOmInG oUt Of My FaCe!!!! *blood is coming out of his face from stick stabs*

Omg bab xDD)) Eddie: *finishes chugging it* drunk* HeYyYyyyyyy....~~~~ Owo ...

Yes xD)) Eddie: Welp, I guess the only logical thing to do is drink it Sooo.... :'3 *chugs the beer*

Eddie: Yes! I kicked tree ass! >:3 and I felt drunk while doing it... ;w; // Bev: You felt drunk? Here. *gives Eddie beer* •3• don't ask me where I got that.... *walks away* // Eddie: ._. ...

Apperently xD)) Eddie: DONT SCARE ME!!!! I just felt proud of myself for punching a tree without screeching ;3; // Bev: Punching a tree? And your proud of that? -_- // Eddie: :'/ yes.

Eddie: *screeches out of fear* ;0; !!! *clings to Richie* ;~;" !!!! // Bev: ._. .....wtffff..... ((Yes XD

Eddie: Hmmmm, I'll make an acception.... -3- // Bev:*appears out of nowhere* BITCH I HOPe THE FUCK YOu dO!! ((Lol vine reference))

Eddie: Oh, well, I can feel you when I figured out I am gay uwu ....because once I found out girls are total shitheads that talk about makeup I just got interested in guys ._. ((Not all girls do that but eh, I'm trying to be funny lol

Oml babe XD)) Eddie: When did you figure out you were gay? :p :3