*walks over*

Ugh....what happened?

*gets up*

*wakes up, then faceplants* FUCK!

*falls asleep in a really weird position*

*drinks more alcohol* hah..hah...-hic-...hah...hah...*trips on bench* Oof.

*drinks more alcohol* Jingle Bells, jingle -hic- bells

*walks away* *drinks more alcohol* This is...-hic- fun!

I HATE YOU! *slits play times throat open*

NO *grabs playtime and puts her head under the water* *cuts playtime's foot open with sharp blade* *stabs playtime*

NO *grabs playtime and puts her head under the water* *cuts playtime's foot open with sharp blade* *stabs playtime*

*bites Playtimes arm* FUCK YOU! *rips some of her hair, then picks Playtime up and throws her on the ground really hard*

*pulls her hair*

*tackles Playtime* DIE!!!

*hits Playtime with a baseball bat* DONT TOUCH CRABS!

*walks into pool* WHERE THE F**K IS MY GF?

SCREW IT IM NOT A LIFEGUARD ANYMORE! NO RULES!

*blows whistle possibly deafeningly loud* YOU'RE KICKED OUT OF THE POOL TORD!

ANYBODY WHO GOES PAST 10 FEET GETS KICKED OUT, 10 FEET IS FOR DIVING ONLY, BECAUSE OF THE DIVING BOARDS. YOU ARE ONLY ALOUD TO DIVE FROM THE DIVING BOARDS.

AND NOBODY CAN GO PAST 10 FEET!