Just to put this out there Missouri is bi-

Missouri: Ok..!

Missouri: *stabs a baby bird*

Lord no! Do you know how long the lines are?!

Missouri: It's very satisfying..

Missouri: That's why I like to stab things uvu

Missouri: I guess.. :/

Missouri: Hello...!

*grab a cookie* :>

UwU

"Sharing is Caring!" Me: but idc

Missouri: *stabs it's head*

He can still wink. Winking is when you blink with one eye..?

*ears flatten and tilts head* ..?

-w-

*cuddles him*

...

Good uwu

No he's mine. I claimed him-

Mine..