Monster: it was your fault. * puts bandage on my wound *

Monster: fuck me. Then I’ll fuck you.

Monster: i watch you. I see you almost killing Richard.

Monster: ow ow ow. * picks her up by her scruff and puts in a box*

Monster: huh....?! Well I use mine more!

Monster: OW! I thought you’d just bite it. NOT BITE IT OFF!! * smacks her head* bad!

Monster: * puts finger on Zips mouth * shhh

Monster: but I have a HUGE dick so HAH

Monster: * pats there heads* cute little doggies

Zipper *** Monster: your gonna hurry yourself. And bad Zip.

Monster: NOPE *grabs Zip* don’t listen to yourself!

Monster:ow my ugly face....we-well I’m still a little taller!!

Monster; * hisses *

Ah

Monster: hah. Well it’s true!

Monster: Zip clam down. Where’s Zipper the small dick boy

Monster: I’ll just come back. So will Zip. We don’t really care.

Monster: * hisses*

Monster: no!

Monster: ghhhh