Oh my god... This is amazing!!!!!!!

Me: -bites even harder-

Peter: -inhuman screaming- aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

Peter: -holds you in arms-here, this'll keep u warm. -gives scarf-

Peter: his teeth are so sharp!! Help!!!!!!!!!

Sure!

Me: ar-are you a baby?

Peter: what happened to you?

Peter: -starts running around- get off!! Me: -muffled- never!!!

Sorry! I put the wrong name!

Peter: -is still screaming- fire help me! Or anyone!!!!

I'm sorry. I guess she wasn't a real friend then. It's not fun to be lied to and cheated to by those who you think are closest to you. Trust me, I've been there. But it'll be okay. You have me.

Omg this is amazing!!!

Me: -bites Peter's arm- Peter: -screams- get him off!!!! Get him off!! Get him off!!!

Peter: are you okay?

Lol! -gives puppy eyes- give me a hug

Peter: I don't think you can move me

Good night!

Peter: -grabs teddy bear- me: you still sleep with a teddy bear? You're 17 years old!

Peter: -is still in same position- you haven't moved me at all. Remember I'm 370 pounds?