Peter: yes?

Me: Fire! Conner! Help!

Me: Conner... Fire... Halp me!

Peter: I'm not getting off anytime soon. Me: my spine... I think it shattered

Lolz

Peter: -gives bear hug- there u go friend!!!!

Peter: oh my God! Thank you! -takes donuts-

We are both chubby but Peter is a bit more tubby than me

Peter: I guess so

Peter: c-can I has two? -gives puppy eyes-

Peter: I think it's fun too but people say that I crush them and that I'm too heavy to do that. Me: I wonder fucking why

Peter: -snuggles into blankets-

Peter: nuuuu. My donuts!

Peter: I drew you!

Me: oh god no!! -takes donuts away from Peter- you're going to get yourself sick

Peter: yay!!!!! Me: you're going to get a belly ache again! Lay. Off. The . Donuts! Peter: I don't have to listen to you

Peter: -noms on donut-

Awww

Yay! I love it!!

Me: -stops crying and falls asleep-