I'm not tired dear

Jeff: that's my job! I kill people

Jeff: that's okay.

Cp Peter: -is eating donuts with a bit of blood on them- these are so good. Me: that's disgusting

Jeff: noooooooooooooooo

Lolz

Me: -has blood all over body- Awww. Such a cute couple

Cp Peter: -wipes off blood from his scarf- ugg. This will never wash out

Creepypasta me: sup creepypasta Peter: hi!

Can me and Peter be our creepypasta version

Sure

Thanks! I'm pretty happy about how it came out

Oh

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Good night -hugs tightly-

Awwww. Thanks -hugs- romantically or as a friend

YES!!! Do sleeping with sirens

I am

Yes

-starts to cry- maybe I'm better off dead. If I was, would I finally be enough?