Sami is a different guy. Sam is my brother

Nick: as I was saying before I was -swiftly turns to Sam- rudely interrupted -gives him a death glare and turns back to Sami- I want you to be mine~

Sam: -crosses arms- Then how come I never get a boyfriend and Nick always does?! He's already had like 13. And I've had 0. Nick: Because you're a chicken.

EVERYTHING!? -turns back to Sami swiftly-

Nick: Sami, I like you. A lot. Even though I just met you. I like you more than all the past boyfriends and girlfriends I had... Sam: That's what you said to them... Nick: -turns around swiftly and eyes turn black- SHUT UP, SAMUEL! WHY YOU GOTTA RUIN EVER

Sam: HEY! -blushes a bit- I'm not THAT cute, am I? Nick: you kinda are... Sam: -slaps him-

Oml adorable DDDDDD:<

-Cries even more dramatically- 1 SENPAI NOTICED MEHHHHH

Because I'm stupider :)

I like watching these two fight :3 Especially since Sam is way too nice. He can't even cuss XD Sam: I CAN TOO!!! Me: Say 'fuck' Sam: ...umm....ummm... -sweats- f-f-f---f-fried chicken nuggets--

-cries dramatically- SENPAI NO NOTICE MEHHHH -single dramatic tear XD-

SENPAIS NOTICE MEH!!

Nah, I'm the stupid doctor. You can be the nurse.

Sam: -blushes a tiny bit- heh, thanks...

ALL YOU SINNERS STAND UP SING HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH!!

Nick: psshhhhhhh, Sam isn't. Sam: NICHOLAS! Nick: DINT YOU DARW FUCKING CALL ME THAT YOU BASTARD, SAMUEL!

I LOVE THIS SONGGGGGG

No. I cheering for mahself becuz I is legit,

Nick: ...I like someone else T^T Sam isn't hot enough... And he's also mean!!

AND IM LIKE HEY WHATSUP HELLO!