It’s inevitable

Ah.

M h m

Fan-fucking-tastic.

I will not confirm or deny.

Yes, because I would completely oblige to wear lingerie in a fucking jail cell.

O h g o d

Out of all the universes that could have been made, t h i s was shat out.

That’s called a kink.

Ah, but it is considerably a violation. I am calli n g th e c op s.

I mean it has my nearly n a k e d b o d y in it, so yes. I think this does, in fact, concern me.

What the fuck is t h i s

Aha.

Oh

AwW—

Awie, I love you.

You’re the whole universe to me

Exactly, which is why I see them when I look at you.

Oh, love not at all. You’re the handsomest man I’ve ever see n- first of all you have hair that feels like a blanket fresh out of the drier, in partial-wendigo-form- or whatever the h*ck- you have adorable deer ears that feel like the fluff of a dandelion, beautiful eyes that make me swoon and remind me of a celestial phenomenon, like nebula seen through telescopes, and, when they’re noticeable, captivating freckles that remind me of stars.

Your mentality may be a tad strange, but its astoundingly cute. Don’t even get me s t a r t e d on physical traits-