Me: -pushes Jordan into Snap- Jordan: ACK! -leans onto Snap by accident and thinks- Oh, at least snap is fluffy! ^\\\^

Jordan: N-nice to meet you... -Snap sees Jordan Blushing deeply- Uhhhh -\\\-

Jordan: N-no... I'm just a bit... -blushes a little- Sh-shyyy-!

Jordan: H-hi...!

Jordan: -looks a little frightened-

A little ;w;

WELL DUH, I HAVE ANOTHER EYE

HAH no

It's okay...

No, I want it to bleed-

Why..

W-what..?

My eye is bleeding so bad and it burns...

Eh

No, I'm not getting help from the hospital...

I joke about suicide sometimes..,

Hehe, -covers eye with bandage- thanks for the punch... -smiles weakly-

How bout you go get some help, I'm the kid who always suffers through life since I was 2

M-maybe...

How about, No?