My *hic* house is being haunted by *hic* Slenderman

IMMA *hic* GO WITH U

*pats his head* gud *hic* dogo

*burns da shoe*

*trips over a shoe and yells at it* F**K U!

*hugs him* *hic*

Yes *hic*

NO *hic*

*gets a bowl of marshmallows and smashes his face into it*

IMMA go *hic* smash muh face into a *hic* bowl of marshmallows

He basically *hic* pours it on himself and it *hic* soaks into him

I'm too *hic* awake rn

Hehe *hic*

Welp, *hic* he's out

*slenderman falls over and is knocked out*

Slenderman: This is gud :3

*Slenderman trys sum* Slenderman:WAHHHHHHHHH

Slenderman:uh....ok

*hic* Vodka try sum

Slenderman:Wut is this?