Slenderman:Hello Abby,welcome to my secret dark place

Slenderman: Gimme sum of does drugs

The kitchen phone rings......RUN

Slenderman:Oh hell nah whe

That *hic* wuz me

*kitchen phone starts ringing*

DAT'S MY VODKA

*slaps inky lasagna* Wut the *hic* is wrong with u bish?

Slenderman:SAY THAT ABOUT ME AGAIN AND I WIL EAT UR FACE OFF AND MAKE SURE U DIE A SLOW TORTUROUS DEATH

*hic* *falls on da floor* Wut?

Slenderman: *hides in closet* Imma just stay here to wait for sum kids to scare

Slenderman:And even if I did go,everyone would run away and the mall would go outta business

UR *hic* STUPID CRAP

Slenderman:Ew NU thx the mall is 4 girls here,take spring with u

*hic* MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Slenderman:Hey Abby

Slenderman:U r drunk again?

*hic* SLENDERMAN GET *hic* UP HERE

*drinks em*

*gets 10 more bottles* *hic* TRY ME