ORANGE u glad u thought of that?

(Wow we are up to 46 comments) I swear,some ppl have no COMMENT sense

Today I told someone that their mom wuz so dumb,that they went to the tool store to find MarkiPLIER

Yum

Like cat litter

I guess I'd better brush up on my LITTERATURE

Cuz of the spice thyme

Gee I guess ur lucky, I ran out of TIME for my sandwich

Why did da cookie go to da doctor? Cuz he wuz feeling CRUMY

Hah

Wait wa?

That egg better catch up to me,cuz I'm on an EGG roll

Better pick up the pace spito,it's the LEASH u can do

But don't worry,things are about to get BATTER.

I'm not very good at these things,guess I'd better SCRAMBLE up my act

What do u call an egg rolling down the street? An EGG ROLL. (Gosh that wuz bad)

Ok I got 1 more

I'm bad at jokes...

*trys to balance eggs on her head* How's that for a BALANCED breakfast?

*trys