I'm nothing special, hun. And I'll always be here. Especially for new friends, because I don't really have too many friends on here.

Ohh, I see. Well, feel free to let loose around me. I have a bit of experience, so I always have advice, and I'm always here to talk to

No worries, no need to talk proper around me either.

Of course, Hun. That's my job on here.

Yeah, I'm always here to talk to if you need it.

Aww, how precious. Of course.

Oh, gosh, well, I usually just tell them, and when I see their reaction I'll tell them it's a prank (only if the reaction was bad)

What'dya need to talk about? I'm hear to listen, not to judge, so don't worry about that.

Sure, Hun.

(Awww okay mike)

Me: *sticks my arms out and spins around* AYYYYYY

Me: *covers my face with one arm and splashes Mikey with the other arm* pfft

Me: your move was ineffective! *mumbles* just like your pickup lines

Me: *blushes lightly* hmm. *splashes the water toward him*

Me: *throws the crab into the ocean* Crab: *screeches* Me: Hmph. *rolls into the shallow end*

Me: *rolls toward the shore and rolls onto a crab* yOU AGAIN Crab: *pinches me* YE YE WUS POPPIN BIATCH

Me: *snickers at Mikey's comment* you're just like him. *rubs sunscreen on my face and misses my already red nose*

a smol bean dabbing and eating a deceased baby bird

(oh shit XD) Me: *grabs the sunscreen* oh gosh

*waves back to him and smiles*