O-okay mike.

For what..?

O-or wife, or something..

W-what...? B-but they're both in relationships...

I-it's not, I swear.

I-it's not your fault, A-Alex..! Don't be sorry..

O-okay, thanks guys...

I-I mean, I just see all these happy couples, a-and I'm just over here like... 'Damn, amber, you've been single for 6 months, get it together already.'

...not really, but hey, I'm fine.

That sounds nice..

And before you get triggered, n-no, this isn't directed to anyone.

no one got my joke ;-;

Aw, hun, I'm far from innocent. And thanks, angel.

Daww.

Hello friends ;3;

OML PEOPLE ARE FINALLY TALKING TO MEEEE

I will, a-and who, exactly?

Hey!

I punder why.

*eats a ghost pepper* GAS HHSHSHSHHSBSJSNSNNSJ *hugs a llama* much better *burps up fire and slices a pineapple with the llama* NYEH! YOUR WRATH IS OVER! *eats the pineapple* ahhhuhh