I-I mean, I just see all these happy couples, a-and I'm just over here like... 'Damn, amber, you've been single for 6 months, get it together already.'
*eats a ghost pepper* GAS HHSHSHSHHSBSJSNSNNSJ *hugs a llama* much better *burps up fire and slices a pineapple with the llama* NYEH! YOUR WRATH IS OVER! *eats the pineapple* ahhhuhh