I have mooooooneeey for you

*waves 100 dollar bill around*

*sneaks in house and leaves a 100 dollar bill for the parents*

Ok..

Sorry guys I am not the best baby sitter..

OH GOD D

*puts it on*

...Sorry

A&D watch the boi’s eat the cookie

>:)

*snicker* *mind* I can’t wait to see the looks on A&D’s faces

Hurry up and eat it

Ugh *grabs giant cookie from purse and slaps it on the table*

Hey the floor is cleansD vacuumed it 12minutes ago

*drops cookies on floor* don’t tell your parents. Eat them now

My cookies now

*takes the cookies*

>:)

*dresses up as a backpack and starts grabbing your kids*

I SAID RUN A BACK TO SCHOOL DEMON IS EATING YOUR KIDS