W-what n-no! RUSSIA IS SINGLE MOM.

*pats him* haha, she sounds like a jerk.

Eh fuck it, go ahead and try it.

I am sorry, drinking takes the pain away, not smoking.

Plus someone I respect smokes and I HATE it.

Ok I won't yell at you for drinking, bc I do it. But please don't smoke or take drugs please. Smoking destroys your lungs.

Wtf honduras xD

Ok ok how about we make a deal Poland?

Coolio

*SLAPS DRUGS OUT A HAND* NET NET NET!!

*tickles poland*

*laughs at own mom joke* wow I'm a sad person

Oh so I'm your mom now *chuckles* ok ahem, *mom voice* Oh lordy- i hope it's just a phase, polandy-poo.

You better not fucking lie to me. How can I make you happy.

I heard you like communism.

Poland, why are you acting like this?... I will stop d-drinking if you go back to being sweet and happy, no I'll do anything..

I hope you feel better.

Yes.

Wow I love it.

*slaps x bottles out of hand* нет нет no drinking