h u h-

yummy

#WhatTheFuckDidIJustWitness

Hola mi esposa

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Is both an answer

Axel and Avery 🦗🦟

I'm adopting you too.

I just take it seriously and report it to an adult. And when they say it's a lie they get into more trouble for lying about such a serious subject. :)

No that's buzzfeed-

Muy bonita mi amore

Jack is a King. Girl in Red is a Queen. And anyone in between those two are Princes and Princesses. Or Royals. No misgendering here

Can we start calling her green sewer rat. I mean its only fair.

🥵🥵

Sí

I also almost drowned in a wave pool. My dad saved me. But I got stuck in a corner and the life guards and other people were like ah. Fuck you. UwU

Claro cariño

Do you like snakes?

Hola preciosa

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