PhoneGirl1000: Don't lie to me...*takes out knife that's stained with the blood of innocents*

PhoneGirl1000: No...

PhoneGirl1000: You...l-love...Lyanna...

Irl?!

PhoneGirl1000: Bonnie how could you...*starts to cry*

PhoneGirl1000: *lays on top of Bonnie* :3

Me: Yes.../Jackson: *blushes* H-Hi there H-Happiness!

Bloncia: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*puts 1000 bottles of beer on the table*

IS IT ASDFMOVIE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Bloncia: Sup dude. I work at a bar if you wanna go get drunk.

Me: *hands Jackson his pepperoni pizza* There ya go brother!/Jackson: Thanks dude!*hands me $5*

™

*whip*

Jackson: *teleports to my pizza place* Yo PhoneGuy, can you wipe me up with a pepperoni pizza!/Me: Sure thing Jackson!

Jackson: I didn't start this fight...you did...

Jackson: I'm indestructible...

I'm made a different way than everyone else...

Jackson: You still don't scare me. I could stand in this position the whole time. *creates barrier around himself that can't be broken no matter what*

It's not going to help me...

Jackson: You can't kill me. I was made in a different way which made me indestructible. You still don't scare me. *flicks the bird and smiles*