Joey:*he grabs her hand and bites it hard*

Jon

Dude your style has gotten so much better, haven't seen you in awhile

Joey:TRY ME BITCH, I'LL DO IT-

BAHAGAAH
ig people are just into colored men...

Joey:I'LL FUCKIN BAKE YOU INTO A PIZZA-

Joey:*he tries to get up, but slips and falls back in his face*
WAWAWWAWAWA-

Idk man, dudes with stubble are kinda hot to me ngl...

Joey:OWEN I WILL FUCKIN GET YOU BACK-

Ass blood man...

Joey:NO I WILL NOT FUCK ME

I wont lie... he does..

Joey:HAHA, TASTE GROUND, BITCH

And that's how I met your father🏃‍♂️

Joey:*falls off the salad bar*
FFFFUUCK

Nice, this one is piss banana man

Joey:THAT WAS GOOD, BUT ALSO FUCK YOU

Joey:SCREAMS

All the phone people are having an existential crisis at the same time

Joey:NO FAIR YOU PRICK-