Texas: 👌 Kay

Texas: Father n o, Not until I die- which will be soon cause Trump is a fuckung ass towards North Korea-

Texas: I'd be your friend, but my dad is an asshole who hates you fsr

Texas: I am hell now father, I am On fire - this girl is on f I r e

A l l

Texas:*Sticks hand it fire* And it burns- and I'm on fire...and it hurts-

A l l

Texas: Anyone dare me to put my hand in the fire-

Texas: I dare you to kiss my Dad

Thanks-

Texas:*Sits by fire* ...ever just thinking about jumping in?

Texas:*Grabs grass off the fucking floor and eats it* IM H U N G R Y

Texas:*Sings the cheesiest song ever: This is America-*

Texas:*Coughs, sits down and plays guitar*

Texas: Spain I will kill you-

Texas:*Grabs guitar and shotgun* Fight me You Cocksucker-

Texas: Spain stop you Fucking Asshat-

Texas:*Runs up to Ame and hits his head with Guitar* YOUMUSTSTAYFATHER

Texas:*sits down* I will play My music with a guitar- *Brings out Guitar and plays it* VvV

I Live in Texas and I wanna live in Russia-