Texas: My nonexistent ears did hear it =>

Texas: Sounds like me tbh

Texas:*Gives her jacket* But here you go Sister-

Texas:*Grabs Germany* LEAVE MAH SIBLING A L O N. E FAGGOT

Texas: HeeHee-

Texas: ...k

Lol

Drew Young Merica and Child Texas

Texas: Its Fucking Hot you p u s sy (Its Summer in Texas, where I live btw-)

Texas: A Part of Korea, North Korea, And he s u c k s

Yea,I kinda imagine when Texas was little and under Mexicos control she couldn't speak English, just Spanish, and Ame had to teach her- Idk, its a cute idea in my head-

I live in Texas, that's why I picked her to be my Countryhuman.., or in this Case, StateHuman

Texas: Use the other 2 of his wimpy Nukes

Texas: Ah, well shit

I have like 40 guns in my house irl, so if a war broke out rk I'd probably be fine, plus, I know where the key is

Texas: Hi Father and Japannn....Wtf

Yup, very

Kim Jong un is bigger than my will to live-

Kris is me, just, sitting their, battling my good side and bad side

Everyday I imagine a future where I could be with you-